Orbit Gum: Whiter Teeth Plus Gout and Heart Disease

The commercial, featuring a now-familiar perky blond actress called Janice Dickenson, shows Dickerson flashing a blinding smile and saying, “For a good clean feeling, no matter what.” Last week, that line set off my interior alarm. No matter what, I asked myself? Does that include fire, plague, civil unrest, Armageddon, serious illness or imminent death?…