Is Testosterone Bad for Traders?

Zubin Jelveh at Portfolio.com combines research on the disadvantages of testosterone in traders. He goes as far as to suggest that traders take female hormones to become better risk managers. It looks like he’s never been a trader. I, for one, can attest to all the disadvantages of testosterone in my life. Premature baldness, extreme…

The Best CEO Compensation Viewing Tool Ever

The New York Times has the best CEO compensation viewing tool ever. This is the best way to see how bloated the pay package of the U.S. company CEOs is. My favorite CEO on the list is John Thain for managing to negotiate Merrill Lynch (MER – $42.60) shareholders out of $83 million for doing…

Hand Jobbers: Signals Instead of Typing

When I started on Wall Street most things were still traded this way. I was trading Emerging Market Bonds over the phone and never used these signals except across a crowded loud room, and even then I mostly got them wrong. I usually had to resort to a phone call. However, over time, some things…

Follow Up: Yahoo Response to Microsoft’s Letter

So Yahoo (YHOO – $27.82), calls out Microsft (MSFT – $29.30) and details responses to their fight over Yahoo’s online brand, assets and people. Larry Dignan at ZDNet does a fantastic job of ironically translating the letter from Yahoo to Microsoft. What does this all mean? Yahoo is willing to have a proxy fight and…

Bank Default Insurance Seems Meaningless

Check out this list from Bespoke Investor of the cost of bank default insurance. The highest costs go to Lehman and Merrill and other American Banks while the lowest prices are European. I think this is the result of the implied government guarantee that most investors believe is far stronger in Europe. However, now that…

Look Out for More Recession News to Quell Panic Rally

Today the Chicago Fed released notes on the economy showing a decrease in U.S. economic activity to the lowest level in five years.  This indicates the recession may have already begun.  Watch for more recession news to end this stock market rally as analysts look for earnings decline.  I’m taking some profits on some of…

E*TRADE Commercial Captures the Essence of Trading

I do not endorse any one broker, but this eTrade commercial really got to the essense of what trading for one’s own account is all about. This E*TRADE advertisement caused the following emotional and intellectual reactions in me: 1. I felt guilty about investing in Pharma companies who rely more on marketing than curing diseases.…

I Will Buy Investment Banks as They Buy the Democrats

I’m looking for Wall Street to do well no matter who wins the election this year. Three factors will keep the cash register ringing for investment banks:1. Demographics of baby-boomers saving for retirement.2. The cheaper dollar, meaning that foreign firms will be on a shopping spree for U.S. companies, which will help M&A advisory.3. Mortgage…

Could It be JP Morgan Buying Bear Common?

Could it be a Holy Mystery, like they told you in Catholic school, for anything that couldn't be explained?  Steve Randy Waldman at Interfluidity.com has another theory on why Bear Stearns (BSC – $5.94) is trading above the $2.00.  He offers up god, oh I mean Jamie Dimon, channeling J.P. Morgan.  Could The House of…

Why is Bear Stearns Trading Above Deal Price?

I've been getting the inside scoop from some hedgefund traders (who always request to remain anonymous). One told me that the reason Bear Stearns (BSC – $7.90) is trading so far above the deal price with JP Morgan (JPM – $41.00) is that bond holders who NEED the deal to go through are buying millions…

A Calculator for CEO’s Who Destroy Shareholder Value

My friends and Portfolio have this handy slideshow that shows how much value destroying CEO's were overpaid last year.  Not surprisingly, CEOs of financial firms like eTrade (ETFC – $3.29), Countrywide (CFC – $4.76) and Citigroup (C – $18.62) top the list. For nearly all companies, the CEO is an employee, not a founder, not…

Fed Makes a Gift to JPMorgan

I bought Bear Stearns (BSC – $4.68 – down 85%) on Friday for $33.00. I thought there would be some kind of rescue package. I was wrong. Here, Portfolio.com blogger, Felix Salmon summarizes some of my comments and those by others. Instead, what I got was The Fed exacting their revenge on Bear at my…

Microsoft Celebrates If Yahoo Fumbles

Eric Savitz asks, "What will Microsoft do if Yahoo Whiffs Q1?"  My bet is that the market will think Microsoft (MSFT -$28.63) is paying too much for Yahoo (YHOO- $28.45) and perhaps will be hit and go down a buck or two.  What SHOULD Microsoft do?  CELEBRATE.  Yahoo still has huge web traffic and a…

Merrll Lynch Gets Some Good PR

Merrill Lynch (MER – $44.38) is turning trees into money, according to the Wall Street Journal Online.   I am sure many will ridicule this as a fake and short-sighted public relations move.  However, any step in the right direction is a positive one.   With today's central bank move to inject liquidity into the system, the…

The Angry Libertarian Anti-Establishment Tax Myth

My anti-government-war-complex conspiracy theorist friends often tell me that the income tax is immoral because it supports war, and illegal because it was founded by the Supreme Court to be anti-constitutional.  But these guys are either living in a paranoid delusion or making a completely incorrect legal argument based on a historical partial truth and…

Out of Yahoo and Other Options

Realizing that in the short run Yahoo management doesn't seem to have my best interest at heart, I sold all of my Yahoo! (YHOO – $28.67 ) shares at around $28.75, which allows me to lock in most of the merger premium if inaction by Yahoo management drives the stock back to $20.  Just in…